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thejamsessionbystorm asked: How well can you draw snow leopards?

About as well as a 2 year old can colour inside the lines. I can’t draw at all, really. I have done this kind of “eye tracing” thing, but I’m no artist. I’m more a wordist.

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yusufdaistanbul:

oncie-da-vinci:

Marry: Bruce Banner

Live: Shack in South America

Kids: A SERPENT……………………….. sorry bruce bby i guess i cheated on you with loki sobs

Cars: Latest, fastest sports car (THANKS SCIENCE BRO)

Kink: Horns—OH NO I DID CHEAT ON YOOUUUU

Job: genius…………. playboy…………………………………………………

Your kid is a serpent? 
Congratulations. It will grow to about 20 feet long and eat crocodiles.
 

Marry: Clint Barton

Live: In Asgard. (‘Sup Thor. Mind if me and my hubby take the master suite? ‘Kay thanks!)

Kids: None. (Perfect!)

Cars: S.H.I.E.L.D. Air Craft Carrier. (I think it’s cool they let us drive it after Clint blew one of the engines to shit.)

Kink: Violence. (I would not think arrows make for good foreplay.)

Job: Personal Assistant. (Instead of a desk, he gave me my own little nest. Have you ever tried to type a memo on a computer placed precariously on the edge of a bunch of twigs? That shit’s…. For the birds.)

-Oh, wow. That joke was not only too long, but the punchline was the worst pun.

(Source: tmacphisto)